Edward Cullen

Faggot

Hardcore kid: "He's gayer than Edward Cullen."
Fangirl: "Eek!"

by kaelynm June 1, 2009

Edward

A character from Twilight. And ,no, he wasn't bitten by Carlisle. He was first a young boy named Cedric Diggory who wandered off like a stupid boy around a graveyard and got shot by Lord Voldy. What you people didn't realize was that Michael Jackson found him and bit him. He then sent 'edward' to the little family he created(which no one knows of) and brainwashed him into thinking that Carlisle brought him back to 'life'. Cedric changed his name to Edward Cullen and then he met Bella. Cho wasn't too happy about that (and if you guys were paying attention, you would've seen Cho in the back of Bella in every scene with a knife-also the reason why 'edwards' eyes are so big all the time. So there you have it people! THE TRUE 'EDWARD' :)

Cedric: I realize I never really thanked you properly for tipping me off about those dragons.

Harry: Forget about it. I'm sure you would've done the same for me.

Cedric: Exactly. You know the Prefects' bathroom on the fifth floor?...


Edward: I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. I won’t put you through anything like this again. You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. It will be as if I’d never existed.

by Tory K. April 30, 2009

Eduardo

A guy who at first is Nice and Sweet to everyone, Someone who will stay in a relationship for a long time but will eventually be unfaithful, Someone who has such a urge to have sex or do sexual things he ends up hurting the people he cared about and will lose touch with them but reconnet in the end but will hurt them all once again.

Eduardo-Asshole, nice, Fag, Homo, Sex addict

by John Doeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 18, 2011

Edward Mason

Edward Anthony Cullen's human name.

Edward Mason had Spanish Influenza which is why Carlisle changed him. Very very sexy man!

by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009

Edward Scissor Hands

(v)To trim the pubic region.

I pulled her panties off and it was jungle down their. I whipped out the trimmers and "Edward Scissor Hands" that bitch!

by Fatwalrus October 5, 2006

Eduardo

This guy is a straight up noob. He most likely games and eats. He is probably still into pokemon and yugioh. AND this kid has the nerve to refuse that he is a noob.

Girl: So what are your hobbies?
Boy: I like to game on my computer in my free time.
Girl: Ugh, you are such an Eduardo

by johnnynextdoor May 25, 2016

Edward Scissorhands

A girl who gives horrible, awful handjobs which result in one having a burned, scabby, wrangled, lacerated penis. You will be sore for days to come.

Holy Shit! That asian girl is a true Edward Scissorhands! Dude, look at my dick!! Its been manhandled!

by CavMan October 17, 2004