ear cripple

pseudo derogatory term describing a person with hearing aids.

ear cripple: i don't like you

bystander: i don't wanna hear it ear cripple

by JlcRepReSent March 18, 2008

headphone ear

When you wear your headphones for too long and your ears start to hurt.

You: Hey dude, I got headphone ear like 5 times last night!
Friend: That sucks!

by Goder555 September 14, 2018

ear-shrimp

old school blue tooth ear piece that resembles the curve of a shrimp

I thought you were talking to me, until I noticed you were sporting your ear-shrimp

by Buddy Mao October 23, 2007

rabbit ears

What you'll see if you pull your front pants pockets completely inside-out; performing this action empties the entire contents of your pockets -- even tobacco fragments and lint cannot escape detection here.

When somebody points at your pockets and demands to see rabbit ears, you are unquestionably being accused of theft.

{Josh}: Drake, empty those pockets! I have a $50 bill missing and I'm pretty sure that you took it.
{Drake}: {listlessly pulling things out of his pockets}
{Josh}: Cummon Drake, let's see some rabbit ears!
{Drake pulls his pockets inside-out; a $50 bill flutters to the ground}
{Josh}: I knew it, you lowlife butt wagon! It's a good thing that I won't call the fuzz and have your ass hauled off to the city joint!!!

by Telephony July 9, 2020

Ear Nut

The pleasuring feeling you get when you clean your ears.

Dude, I cleaned my ears out last night and I ear nutted

by Thicc chicc October 3, 2017

Ear Heroin

1. what one would call an especially sublime song or band
2. any sound or music that results in one's feeling good
3. a statement or compliment that lifts one's spirits

"Have you heard the new Feist album? It's pure, uncut Ear Heroin!"

by ingloriousone May 25, 2010

mother's ear

the ability of a mother to hear what her children are up to even when they are very quiet about it and are in the next room.

Of course, I can hear you, I have mother's ear. Also see husband's ear.

by Una Malachica February 13, 2008