Josh Duty

The act of staying sober during a night out so that you can look after a friend who is paralytically drunk and is most likely to vomit everywhere.

On josh duty tonight, not looking forward. Gonna get messy

Taking a hit for the team tonight #joshduty

by Bad-man riddim May 1, 2014

dick duty

Dick duty is a role given to someone who is watching to see when someone gets an erection. They usually try to sit at eye level with the target.

Jade: Hey, can someone go on dick duty for Mark?
Derek: Ya let me pull up a chair in front of him.

by your_favorite_enemy February 23, 2024

Call of duty

A mid game that has been the same for 18 years

Damn, Call of duty sucks ass.

by _Oink December 15, 2021

online call of duty

the most toxic place to be in

gaemer1: lets play online call of duty

gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022

duty dungeon

Butthole action

Sara: hey poopoo. Poopoo: what up sara. Sara: yooooo you look good tonight.... Down for some duty dungeon action... Poopoo: fucking right but this time it's my turn.

by Tuck ten dweeb he August 1, 2016

Call of duty

A game for 8 year olds to shoot at their own team and cry when older and actually experienced players correct them.

8 year old’s mother: get off the call of duty and help do the dishes!

by Skrr skrr bodak yellow March 15, 2018

Ho Duties

Someone who pay bills , cooks and does all kind of simp shit for a person or couple. He’s basically a cuck that pays for shit

Fine ass Jen really let that nigga Rodney be on ho duties

by Cuckfantasizing December 23, 2020