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Metacritic 

A place of biased critics that bash good games and promote bad games.

Some ignorent gamers swear by Metacritic.

They also review movies, T.V and Music.

They are biased beyond belief.
Idiot: "Dude, metacritic gave Black Ops an 87 out of 100."

Intelligent Person: "You do know that the critics are payed to love the games that suck, like Black Ops"

Idiot: "That is not true just because like every critic on metacritic gave this game a 100 does not mean they were payed too"

Intelligent Person: "And pretty much every real gamer that played it said it sucked or was just OK, don't you see somthing is fishy?"

Idiot: "I see no fault in metacritic, it is perfect"

Intelligent Person: "You're a drone, you know that, right?"

Idiot: "Yes I do."
Metacritic by BellaKazza December 28, 2010
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Metarific 

When something is so meta that its terrific and you feel fond feelings of cognitive dissonance knocking on your skull, in which of course, you eagerly welcome them because you love a good mental disturbance.
Metarific by SidheDraoi March 5, 2021

Metashitical 

Some hing involving metashitics: the study of the reality of shit and piss
'Have you heard Einstein's theory of metashitical reality, "Every poo poo time is a pee pee time, but not every pee pee time is a poo poo time",
Metashitical by Try finger September 17, 2022

Metacriminology

The study of how criminology as a discipline produces knowledge about crime and deviance. It examines the biases in criminological research, the influence of state funding on what gets studied, the historical construction of "criminal" categories, and why some harmful acts (corporate crime, state violence) are under-studied while others (street crime) are over-represented. It's criminology doing a background check on itself.
Example: A Metacriminology project might analyze why 90% of published criminology studies focus on crimes of the poor and marginalized, while financial crime and state crime receive a fraction of the research funding and academic attention, despite causing greater social harm. It exposes the field's alignment with state priorities.
Metacriminology by Nammugal February 5, 2026

Timelord metacrisis

In doctor who, the doctor gets his hand cut off, then keeps the hand til he needs it and embews his regeneration energy into it and when Donna noble almost dies she touches the severed hand and becomes the doctor donna and has a timelord meta crisis and then when she has a kid part of the meta crisis passes down to her kid
timelord metacrisis is a thing where a human has half time lord energy in their head
Timelord metacrisis by AstrDynamite November 26, 2023
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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