douche knocker

Male version of a skanky whore.

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!

by nancy & tina May 13, 2005

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douche multiplier

a person that helps a douche bag act like more of a douche bag

Bobby was totally acting more like a douche bag tonight and I think it was because Billy was the douche multiplier.

by t-muney November 15, 2009

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Deutsche Douche

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

I am the super-genius big shot here, they call me the Deutsche Douche!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2019

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The throwing of douche bags(the actual item not a human who acts like a douche). One of the games adults played in high middle ages, it is to much for kids to be seeing in text books, that is why you never see it in text books.

Ello Arthur, ready for the douche toss tonight?

by MM Rawr October 24, 2009

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Douche Muppet

1. Similar to a douchebag, except their tendancy is be an absolute prick is not of their own doing. They are most likely a prick because they think it is cool, or it will make them popular.
2. A prick who is also a tool.

I could call you a douchebag, or I could call you a puppet. Sir, you are both; you fucking douche muppet.

by Matty.C April 29, 2005

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