douchebag 9000

a person that is beyond a douchbag

Jennie is trying to be wicked funny but she isn't. Shes a douchebag 9000

by Matt O'Connor September 5, 2008

douchebag-accordion

bagpipes

my scottish neighbor insists on playing the douchebag-accordion at 6 am

by mitchbeard February 6, 2010

schrodinger douchebag

An individual, generally male, who says offensive things, either sexist, racist, or otherwise bigoted, and decides based on the reaction of those around them whether or not they were kidding.

President Trump has rung in the era of the Schrodinger douchebag.

by Cooper1988 May 27, 2020

Douchebag Medic

The term Douchebag Medic arrived with the video game series Battlefield most notably Battlefield Bad Company 2. This is what a player is called when he is a Medic that runs into a fire fight to revive someone only to have them get killed again! The real douchebag medics are the ones who can revive you many times getting themselves points and not dying. Where as you die needlessly in the fire fight! The rule of thumb is kill the enemy then revive the guys on the ground you douche bag!

Douchebag Medic just revived me ten times in a row with the same guy killing me before I can move!

by WWADDICT July 19, 2011

AP Douchebag

A Douchebag of the highest caliber. Normally, these people take AP classes but don't help at all, so they are dubbed douchebags.

Dylan, you got that part wrong. Stop being such an AP douchebag.

by Mini Wheats November 30, 2006

douchebag syndrome

When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.

BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."

To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.

by mandypeaches August 25, 2012

douchebag supreme

Someone who through themselves or their progeny has no accomplishments whatsoever, but always has an opinion.

Tim Lankins is a douchebag supreme. Just ask his ex.

by The Timmeh May 14, 2015