douche candy

A derogatory term used to describe an ex boyfriend/girlfriend or ex husband/wife. Could also be used to describe someone who has done you wrong. Or just plain stupid people.

"Don't be such a douche candy!"

"He/she is a douche candy."

by Rachel Steinberg October 24, 2006

douche multiplier

a person that helps a douche bag act like more of a douche bag

Bobby was totally acting more like a douche bag tonight and I think it was because Billy was the douche multiplier.

by t-muney November 15, 2009

Deutsche Douche

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

I am the super-genius big shot here, they call me the Deutsche Douche!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2019

douche knocker

Male version of a skanky whore.

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!

by nancy & tina May 13, 2005

Douche Muppet

1. Similar to a douchebag, except their tendancy is be an absolute prick is not of their own doing. They are most likely a prick because they think it is cool, or it will make them popular.
2. A prick who is also a tool.

I could call you a douchebag, or I could call you a puppet. Sir, you are both; you fucking douche muppet.

by Matty.C April 29, 2005

YouTube Douche

A person who posts comments directed towards the people who voted the video Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down

YouTube Douche: 1523 People are bullies.

by MadMadMax01 November 3, 2010

douche.0

A person who somehow manages to take their douche baggery to a whole new level

Wow! I always knew he was a douche, but that last move brought him to level douche.0

by sexmuffin47 July 29, 2011