The dork thought she was the new guard, sent to take over the socialite world by storm, and kick out all the longtime, unique, or original inhabitants of the town to do it. She was one vicious girl.
by The Original Agahnim December 09, 2021
Someone that wants to be a socialite. Someone that has to pretend to be somebody else to get accepted by a group of people, usually because their life would be boring, unoriginal, unimaginative, and plain without the pretense of being this other intriguing person that people are actually interested in/pay attention to, or want to know/want around.
The actress was a natural tomboy and was naturally loose in social situations, and the dork was so impressed by her that she was everything the dork wanted to be (except a scam artist/poseur). The actress wasn't someone people wanted to go away whenever she was around, even as herself, and that was the difference between the actress as herself and the dork when she tried to be herself.
by The Original Agahnim December 09, 2021
by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
Someone that thinks they are a lot more fun, exciting, colorful, revolutionary, and interesting than they actually are.
The dork was the girl everybody knew, but that nobody actually knew much, if anything about. The fun, exciting image was just a defense mechanism to keep anybody from knowing who she really was.
by The Original Agahnim December 22, 2021
Someone that thinks they own a town because their mommy and daddy worked there, even if they're not originally from there and hold nothing sacred there.
The dork encouraged people in her congregation to report suspicion and hate crimes to her rather than question her. Jim Jones did the same things at his compound in Guyana.
by The Original Agahnim October 16, 2021
That dork Sherman wouldn't wipe his ass with anything higher than 200 grit sandpaper because he thought anything higher than that was for pussies.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
The dork that got mad about his/her head almost exploding when the guy stared at him/her would have gladly been a lifelong student if someone had been willing to pay all of his/her college expenses. The hardass image was just a facade, since he/she thought that everybody acted that way all the time in real life (just like a character from a book or novel).
by The Original Agahnim December 04, 2021