Donut Stand

The opposite of a "butterface" (but-her-face). A Donut Stand or "do not stand" is a person who has an attractive face but a less than desirable figure. Denotes a person that should remain seated as not to betray the person's best feature, his/her face.

Similar to a carface

She's not as hot as she looks in her headshots, she's a complete donut stand.

by Hilarity Mitten October 16, 2008

Hanako._.Donut

A state at which the person affected becomes unlovable and cold. Often showing a lack of vulnerability and usually tendencies to be suicidal.

Why isn’t _____ laughing at your joke?

Oh, _____ has Hanako._.Donut

by Ehe~ April 26, 2021

Duncan Donuts

A medieval-Europe chain of fast-food joints that were founded by one of King Arthur's choicest knights.

Duncan Donuts mostly catered to fellow gladiators, but naturally, the "ladies' man" knights who ran the pubs were always only too happy to chivalrously serve hot coffee to damsels in distress, as well, whenever they made their shivering entrance on a chilly winter morning.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Fear donuts

A driver who find themselves surrounded by a mob of protesters that suddenly turn violent and begin attacking and breaking into their vehicle, may accidentally floor the gas pedal and jerk the wheel to the left or right, causing their vehicle to spin out of control, running over the mob in the process.

Karen was stopped downtown by protesters blocking the road when she panicked and cleared a path performing large, round fear donuts.

by BJ McKay July 8, 2020

Shame donut

A donut you leave in the bag while breaking off pieces and sneaking them into your mouth.

I had an egg white flatbread and coffee followed by a chocolate-glazed shame donut.

by rdy2rkx October 2, 2016

Busted in the Donut

When your girl is hot AF and you try to roll the condom on and bust a nut the second it touches your head.

She was so hot, I hit the foreplay bar too hard last night and when I opened up the meat/skeet wrapper, I unloaded nut before I could roll it on. :( I totally busted in the donut!

by saucr April 6, 2019

The long donut

When a guy sticks his finger all the way down his penis and pulls it out. Thus his dick resembles a long donut.

Kevin- Whats that kid screaming about?
*looks down to the bottom bunk*
AHHHHHHHHH HE GAVE HIMSELF A LONG DONUT! HIS FINGER IS STUCK IN HIS DICK!

Camp Nurse- Son why did you give yourself The long donut thats literally the most painful thing you will experience.

by Jossh K December 13, 2019