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Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
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long distance reminder

When you significant other has a remote clit stimulator placed inside of her, and you remind her that you’re thinking of her.
You sent a long distance reminder to Michelle during the workday.
by James Gresham November 19, 2023
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Long distance Partner

Asshole who won't teleport to you.

You know who you are.
"My long distance partner keeps telling me to buy a apple teleporter." (You should.)
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Semantic distinction

That acts as a loophole...
Hym Iam "But a semantic distinction that acts a loophole and allows you circumvent the contract constitutes and Imaginary Caveat and does not apply. You have fail to make a concerted effort. The pantomime isn't going to work."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2026
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Pissing Distance

When someone and/or something is withing a close proximity, hence the name,"Pissing Distance". Take (For example) a birthday or any other special occasion. If it is within a month or less to happen, it could be considered in Pissing Distance.
Person 1: (Playing catch with Person 2, only to end up throwing the ball a bit too far) "Oh, shit!"

Person 2: (Sees this unreal moment happen) "Wow, way to go, smart ass. You throw like a god damn girl!"

Person 1: "Why don't you grab the ball instead of shit talking?"

Person 2: "Why should I grab the ball? I wasn't the one who threw it like a paraplegic in a wheelchair"

Person 1: "GRAB THE GOD DAMN BALL. You're in Pissing Distance from it, for Christ sake!

Person 2: (Is standing literally less than a foot from where the ball is)
by BigMamaBS April 30, 2025
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Crawling Distance

The distance between two bars that are very close to each other.
Yeah, we’ll have no problem getting there. It’s within crawling distance.
by Joe Blow Choke Jack May 4, 2025
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Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
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