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space docking

This involves 2 people. One person takes a big long poop and wraps it in plastic wrap. Then you put it in the freezer. When frozen, take out and insert into the other's anus!
Eddie loves space docking with Mike
by King Flump April 10, 2003
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dockers

Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.
Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?
by dethscul August 13, 2005
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Dockeroo

A man and a kangaroo enjoy a wonderful docking session where the kangaroo gets his didgeridoo and rubs it against the head of the man's penis.
Steve Irwin's Secret Dockeroo Documentary: The Australian Outback: Out the back, Brokeback & Bareback
by Dockslide McGeown December 17, 2008
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Rocket Docking

To run, full speed ahead, and dock a person of your choosing.
Alex and Pedro were rocket docking all night and came all over the dorito bomb.
by Ryan Vigs August 25, 2010
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dry-docking

Rough anal sex without lube, usually done by surfers on the beach.
"Billy was dry-docking Bobby last night and now he is walking like he is bow-legged."
by CaliBoySandyCrotch February 25, 2010
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Space Docking

The act of being a Space Docker. To shit in a condom and place within a freezer. After freezing overnight insert the solified dump up your loved ones rusty bullet hole.

Predominatly space docking is a past-time of the gays in the south of England. Completely unheard of in the north where more hetrosexual activity is the norm.
'Dave are you sure it is normal to put frozen shit in a rubber johnny up my arse?'

'Yes Jim, it's called space docking. Now get here and prepare to be boarded'
by Dazza2003 August 8, 2006
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Space Docking

When a man inserts his "junk" into a woman's ass (junk), then exits and starts having missionary sex after the residue from inside the woman's butt (poop) is left on the man's penis.

"When a space ship enters a dock, or dock "2" (The Butt (Taking a #2 refers to taking a dump; hence "dock 2")), but then re-docks into sector 1 (The Vagina), in result, leaving her with a high risk of getting a kidney infection or any other related venereal disease."
Ex: "Space Docking"

Jim: Dude Sally was all over you last night. Where did you go?
Me: We went to pound town! She was wasted so I gave it to her from behind, then she turned over and I started f***in her p**sy.

Jim: You space docked her?
Me: I don't know, but she said she's been sick all day.
Jim: At least you're not obligated to hang out with her now.
Me: She's a homie-hopper, she had it coming.
by kushnpuss April 30, 2013
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