dillonscappinmemes

a dog eating beta male, (scientific name: Dillonous Faggotino Prime), runs an ironic meme page, but proceeds to get no cooch.

“You know that guy Dillonscappinmemes?” - “Yeah man, he’s built like one of the china-men who worked on the transcontinental railroad.”

by memesheddaddy October 20, 2019

Dillonowsky

A total bro to the max!

Will always be the first guy to volunteer to hold your cock while you take a piss when you are to busy handcuffed becuase you are being arrested.

Always down to give dutch Ruters!

Dillon my bud, is the OG dillonowsky, he is always there to hold cock when I get arrested.

by ShadowManScoobs June 16, 2023

Dillongender

Where you identify as Matt Dillon but in gender terms. Matt Dillon being a popular 80s actor — and now painter. People who identify as Dillongender may go by Matt/Matts/Mattself and Dillon/Dillons/Dillonself pronouns.

“Matts trying!” “Dillon didn’t do that.” “Matt always thinks to Dillonself.” “My identity is Dillongender.”

by TheFireHicks September 6, 2025

Mr. Dillons

A half bald teacher that likes to give lots of homework

Hi Mr. Dillons,

Mr. Dillons: meh meh bla bla bla I stink

by clappedcheeks May 25, 2022

Dillowist

Someone who is so stupid beyond comprehension and the laws of physics.

That guy must be a dillowist

by anon February 26, 2004

Dillowhack

Dillowhack is another word for a person with Herpes

"Jason is such a dillowhack"
"Awe man... you're the biggest dillowhack I've ever met"

by kailahhh November 17, 2009

Dislong

1. To strongly dislike someone/something

2. The stage before hating

I don"t hate her, I just dislong her.

by edwishi June 7, 2011