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Diego

diego is the stud of the century. he is friends with everyone and is the most perfect human to walk the planet. he has dark chocolate hair and rich brown eyes that look golden in the sunlight. he is loyal and trusting. and works to keep his people safe and happy. he is an incredible athlete and has a magnificent body.

diego is an insanely hard-worker. you will not CATCH him letting a frustration get the best of him. his determination to succeed has gotten him this far in life. and he’s not gonna stop here.

diego has a bright future. and an even brighter personality. he’s a real one. keep him close.
“bro no way you caught a chad. i won the lottery with a diego”
by lololillo February 1, 2023
mugGet the Diegomug.

uc scam diego

the school we all love! esp the HDH. :)
he went to uc scam diego, and learned the art of scam.
by teddyec5ac23a October 29, 2021
mugGet the uc scam diegomug.

Diego

Diego loves mass amounts of salchicha
by Tma696969 May 21, 2019
mugGet the Diegomug.

Diego

Diego is the sweetest guy you will ever meet... He may be shy at times, but once you get to know him he is super friendly and is incredibly funny. He always knows how to make people smile when they are feeling down. It is very uncommon to see him without a jacket on... no matter how hot it is out. He is also veryyyy clumsy and spills everything... If you are friends with a Diego... you super lucky.
“Hey...that kid is sitting alone...”
“Oh.. let’s invite him over to sit with us”
“Sure!”
———————-
What’s your name?”
“Diego.”
by Human1245 November 19, 2019
mugGet the Diegomug.

Pulling a Diego

When you steal your friends lap top and look up porn (as a joke)
Jake: Dude Lucas looked up porn on Jaden's Mac!
Ishaan: Ah, he's pulling a Diego
by Lelthatfaggot May 15, 2016
mugGet the Pulling a Diegomug.

San Diego Gangbang

When a gangbang occurs (1 female and 2 or more males engaging in sex) and the men participating all are wearing backwards trucker hats.
Jas: Dude did you hear about the gnarly San Diego Gangbang that happened last night after that sick surf sesh?
Ricky: Yeah brah I was there! Three of us all had matching backwards Action hats!
by F. Udgepacker June 6, 2017
mugGet the San Diego Gangbangmug.

Diego

Your not safe if you even have contact with this thing, his gayness is to powerful, it’s like that one meme of the go thrusting his waste to a girl and the girl gets pregnant except it’s not a girl, it’s a guy
Diego’s mom:DIEGO STOP BEING SO GAY
Diego dad:*sound of air*
Diego sister:what you doing bro
Diego:how dare you,I only frek guys
by Diego The gay the 1 November 25, 2019
mugGet the Diegomug.

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