Dinnerizer

When an appetizer is eaten as your main and only course.

Waitress: You guys ready to order

Dude #1: Dude i had a huge lunch, i think im just going to get some wings

Waitress: as an appetizer?

Dude#1: no as Dinnerizer please

by IdeateMedia April 24, 2009

Dinersaur

Nickname referring to any over-aged and overweight female staff member of any establishment that serves food. The resulting slow serving means that either the food will be extinct by the tie you get it or the waitress will.

"Hey dude! Let's grab a coffee at Nancy's place. We can have a laugh at the dinersaur when she brings it over to our table. lol! Will she make it before the next meteor?"

by Gwyno August 26, 2009

Dinner Peace

Dinner Peace is the full-stomached pleasure one feels or achieves once they have satisfied their hunger caused by the munchies after smoking weed.

Man I had the munchies so bad, but then I had a double cheeseburger and achieved dinner peace.

by Mars [Bar] May 12, 2011

Dinnervention

Noun: an intervention disguised as a harmless meal.

I was enjoying a basket of cheddar bay biscuits when all of a sudden my mom starts crying and my dad is all "you have a drinking problem, you're throwing you life away." Way to ruin Red Lobster with a dinnervention.

by Scoldielocks July 12, 2011

Dinnerplate

Dinnerplating involves ice climbing. It is when you pound an ax in very hard and all the brittle ice around the ice just fractures, as if you were to pound a nail into a dinner plate.

"You can"dinnerplate" your own way into trouble" Said Mark at the camp.

by OmgItzaMeMario August 8, 2012

dinerphile

Someone who is addicted to food, drink, diners, restaurants, cafes, and other food related topics so much so that they cannot function in other areas of life. Addiction can become so strong that the subject may forget to work or relate to other human beings unless conversation is connected to food related topics.

A dinerphile can usually be detected by looking at their television. If the Food Network and Cooking Channel are permanently tuned in, and they continuously rant about the latest episode of Diners Drive-ins and Dives, they are most definitely a certified 'dinerphile'.

All Mary would talk about is some dude named Guy on Food TV. She was definitely a 'dinerphile'.

Bill spent all his time at work looking up new recipes on the internet. He was addicted to cooking. Bill was a dinerphile.

Tom ate out everyday for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He spent all of his waking moments surfing the internet looking for new places to eat at. Tom is a dinerphile.

by Bill Hendrickson September 16, 2012

diners remorse

The feeling one gets at a restaurant when your party's entrees are delivered to the table, and someone elses menu choice looks so much better than your own.

When the waiter delivered Deanne's chicken fried steak and steaming mashed potatoes, I looked down at my own plate of chicken fingers and quietly suffered diners remorse.

by PeteyTheDog April 27, 2013