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Lolz Disease

A condition that can be easily identified by subjects overuse of lol, lmao, rofl, and other variations. As of yet there is no cure.
Person 1: "Lmao, haha, lol, rofl that is soo funny!"
Person 2: "Are you having a seizure?"
Person 1: "No I was diagnosed with Lolz Disease."
by Veronica Karella January 5, 2009
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the zactly disease

a condition in which your face looks 'zactly like yo' ass.
Your mom's so ugly that just one look at her gave me the zactly disease.
by your mom May 26, 2003
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Diseased Whore

A "woman" who sucks you in and makes you think you're the greatest guy on the planet. BUT once the drippy dick sets in you realize she's got a mattress strapped to her back.

When she's not with you she drops and spreads for any turd.
Side note... she really likes a Cleveland Steamer.
Before A-Train got sucked into the vortex of that diseased whore his friends were able to smack some sense into him.
by Slap2daface September 30, 2011
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Macrons-disease

Generally referring to a young guy who likes to fuck very elderly woman. Just like Emmanuel Macron.
Wow, Dwayne is one sick Mo-Fo, that bitch he is fucking is like 89 years old, surely he's got Macrons-disease
by luvbeingrimed June 1, 2018
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Sonny Bono disease

Sonny Bono disease is when you die in a way that you have to be totally rich to die in.

Similar to John Denver syndrome, but without Muppets.
Did you hear that Winchester died of Sonny Bono disease? He drank Bordeaux until he could no more.
by Eptin October 20, 2007
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Red-Blue Disease

(Noun) A disease which is for no reason considered an STD, occurs when people watch the youtube video "Red Blue" by Andy Milonakis. Symptoms are randomly saying "red blue" all the time. There is no cure to the Red-Blue Disease. It can only be spread...
Person 1: "REEEEEDDDD BLUE"
Person 2: "Oh my! I think you have red-blue disease! Should've used a condom."
by jewdewd18 August 27, 2009
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Chincy Lewis Disease

A human that is known for being reluctant when spending ones own money.
“Why isn’t he drinking his own beer?”
“He has Chincy Lewis Disease
by maccam September 3, 2021
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