D-Card

Similar to the losing your V-Card after your first time having sex, you can lose your D-Card after your first time getting your dick sucked.

Bro did you hear about how Tobi lost his D-Card on Wednesday?

by 2 Humpz August 26, 2020

double d*cking

Double d*cking is when you're being penetrated by two men at the same time.

"I could really use a double d*cking right now."

by vanillabeanthunder October 11, 2017

Monkey.D.Castro

A sexy motherfucker who gets all the bitches

Monkey.D.Castro:

by Thát sexy motherfúcker September 6, 2021

Decimate your d*ck day

On June 14 of every year is decimate your dick day in which you must nut 5 times or more in one day to pass the test

Oh no bro its Decimate your d*ck day tomorrow

by Habe December 19, 2020

d-count

The amount of times that you have given or receieved a blow job. Most commonly this number is year to date. Most boys will lie about their d-count and state a number that is much much much higher than the truth.

Scene boy 1: Dude...what's your d-count?

Scene boy 2: I'm up to about 28.

by Branden Langghallls August 28, 2006

d cups

D cups- Cups with the ledder D on them.

Hey, David! I got you some d cups!

by Codyac November 12, 2006

d'coker

(n): an individual who tricks themself into believing they live a healthy lifestyle by drinking a diet coke with a whole lotta JUNK.

Kristin: I would like three cheeseburgers, a large fries, onion rings, a chocolate milkshake, one order of chicken nuggets, a bag of marshmallows, and a diet coke.
Christophe: OMG you are SUCH a d'coker right now!
Brittany: Serially.
Jorge: Huh?

by Christin Torrer March 16, 2008