Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
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Meredith "Hey guys it's -3 in this house what's the deal about turning the heating off on a daily basis?"
Guys " Erm.... what do you mean?"
Meredith "I'm fucking freezing that's what I mean?:
Guys "Oh I see....we will make sure it's on from now on".
Meredith" Your all a bunch of cranks....i'm going for a wank".
Guys " Erm.... what do you mean?"
Meredith "I'm fucking freezing that's what I mean?:
Guys "Oh I see....we will make sure it's on from now on".
Meredith" Your all a bunch of cranks....i'm going for a wank".
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John: "Hey, Mike. You wanna shoot some heroin?"
Mike: "Sure, just give me a minute while I go get my crank-kit."
Mike: "Sure, just give me a minute while I go get my crank-kit."
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