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Cold Crank

Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?

I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
by Theautisticwerewolve December 4, 2016
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Crank

People or a person that shows no respect others....especially in a shared house...also known as mongs, retards and scroats.
Meredith "Hey guys it's -3 in this house what's the deal about turning the heating off on a daily basis?"

Guys " Erm.... what do you mean?"
Meredith "I'm fucking freezing that's what I mean?:
Guys "Oh I see....we will make sure it's on from now on".
Meredith" Your all a bunch of cranks....i'm going for a wank".
by X GON GIVE IT TO YA January 7, 2016
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Crank

by Youngluv April 5, 2016
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Crank-kit

Also known as 'dope kit.' Is a container where heroin and intravenous drug users keep their hypodermic needles ,cotton filters, dope, and other drug paraphernalia for easy portable access. A crank kit is usually fashioned out a toiletry kit, cigar box, small zipper pencil-case, or any other adequately sized container.
John: "Hey, Mike. You wanna shoot some heroin?"

Mike: "Sure, just give me a minute while I go get my crank-kit."
by HAL-9000 Computer April 11, 2016
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Crank

The male member including the shaft and tip but not the ball sack.
Daniel has an incredibly beautiful crank.
by Devilfish777 June 30, 2019
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Crank

Someone who has sex with a lot of niggas, a hoe if you will
by nejaia July 6, 2019
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Crank

A person that will smash anybody
by Lul keyy babyyy July 23, 2019
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