cranky

bad-tempered, eccentric

are you being cranky?

by sara March 9, 2004

craniackophobia

The fear of being offered drugs by an underaged child while in the midst of a friendly game of cranium.

Ekim's craniackophobia acted up when he was playing an online game of cranium and he received a pop-up survey asking whether or not, in his opinion marijuana should be legalized.

by rko May 30, 2006

crander

Crotch dandruff. There are five main levels of crotch dander classifified by size with level 1 being about the size of Splenda/Equal/Nutrasweet granules, level 2 being the size of salt, level 5 being the size of rock salt, and so on.

"Man when Luke got up from the tabel there was crander in his chair!"

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR CRANDER, YO!"

"I heard Liz got the herp from David's crander!"

"Get some Crander Blue for yo crander, man! @$#% works gooood!"

"There was crander in Rebecca's drink."

by clemsontgr4real March 29, 2007

Cranking A Brown

When you take a shit. Usually during an upper decking.

I was really Cranking A Brown at the party. Nothing funnier than Upper Decking someones toliet during a party. I of course left the party after i shitted.

by upper deck crew July 30, 2009

Crank shaft

To hit your driver in golf as far as humanly possible

I am about to crank shaft on this par 5

by Haunchy May 1, 2020

bitch crank

1.To beat the living piss out of someone.
2.To harm someone physically.
3.To move an individual with force by means of hitting, particularly punching in the mouth.

When I was at the store the other day, I totally bitch cranked this old slut into the Rice Crisy Treats display for giving me some shit about being too loud.

by B Diddy Dogg July 28, 2008

Sky Crane

1. The biggest concieved tool man has created.

2. That kid that works out all the damn time. with guns tattooed on his arms and a voice that makes you want to punch infants.

"What a fucking sky crane."

"For sure. That kids a tool."

by fuck_me123456789 September 30, 2007