craig federighi

Apple’s Senior VP of Software Engineering:
1) oversees everything of it’s software (iOS, macOS etc)

2) often giving speeches (and jokes) during WWDC

3) known as Hair Force One by Apple fans

(the best Apple executive for sure)

OMG did Craig Federighi just make a meme again at WWDC? 😭😭
craig federighi is definitely going to be Apple’s next CEO ;)

by swifventie February 6, 2023

Craig

A dangerous boy who loves feet, and testicles. He is the hottest person alive but honestly is kinda goofy with his communist views. Everyone loves a good Craig now and then.

Damn it’s a Craig.

by Craygwirls November 2, 2022

Dirty Craig

To use a hollowed out party sausage roll as a flash light for your micro penis, after finishing from only one stroke you place the party sausage roll back in it packaging , to be offered to your sister.

Did you hear what callum did with that party sausage roll..... yh he did a Dirty Craig.

by Almighty B0B June 24, 2024

Craig Wazowski

Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life

OH GOD ITS CRAIG WAZOWSKI THE SEXY RAPIST

by Craig Wazowski May 3, 2019

On craig

When you put something on craig and don't follow up with it, you must put semen on a cracker and eat it.

Boy: she called you hot on craig
Girl: I never said that, now you gotta eat a cracker

by Shrek_papi9 April 26, 2023

Craig Cooper

Is a dickhead. Spoon licker.

That’s a right Craig cooper of a boy!!

by Baby Yoda 912 January 23, 2020

Billy Craig

A good ol southern man that works hard but plays harder. His family is the most important thing in his life. A man who uses his head instead of his emotions to make decisions.

Ol billy Craig sure does love his kids

by Walfjei November 23, 2021