pez con 1

(or peas con 1) a gabba festival which uses 17% of the worlds electricity per concert.

pc1 "hey man u going to pez con 1?"
z " ye maybz will it b good?"
pc1 " yes!!!! it uses 17% of the worlds electricity!"
z " really /?"

by peradri April 20, 2011

the cons

The Cons is an exclusive clique made up of the 3 coolest short blond kids ever:

Connor: his nickanme is concon and hes an absolute BITCH!!!! he soundsl ike a rapist and likes 2 text ppl and say I AM A BOY LALALALA since ppl cudnt tell 4 themselves at first glance. if u close his locker/rip up his notebook/rip off his assignment pad cover, hell get very mad and start screaming at u and try 2 beat u up but it duznt relaly work cuz hes 2 feet tall. his dads a genius. likes 2 wathc porn and eat ramen..AT THE SAME TIME! concon=zexy mexy and n3rdy

Conrad: winne's best friend. period.
ps-cutest mostadorablest random crazy guy ever

Justin: aka BLEACH or constin. also winne's best friend. orange sweatshirt=his uniform. is actulaly kinda normal?!?!?!

Alex: *closes connors lcoker*
Connor: IM GONNA KILL U BITCH?!?!?!?!!!?!

in the middle of fire drill:
Conrad: *starts rolling aruond on the grass humming*

Justin: yeah im normal. AND NO I DIDNT BLEACH MY HAIR JOSH!

the cons.

by Sree Kohli November 11, 2008

Con pawn

Someone who blindly votes/leans conservative.

Think tool: an object to be manipulated.

Saw this guy the other day, shouting at everyone who would listen about how making America great again involved blindly following the conservative agenda. He spelled conservative wrong. Total con pawn!

by Jennbec1 March 29, 2018

con

meaning: unnamable.

man ohio's cow milk is just.. con.

by Daniel Zappier March 15, 2023

(Con)text

Confusion that develops as a result of incorrect interpretation of a text message usually due to misunderstanding of tone

I was having trouble helping my friend understand my tone and I think I was a victim of (con)text

by RedStarHippie December 23, 2023

con-dom

The magical, mystical, heavenly home of all the prisoners in the universe.

Bob, the anal rapist, was about to get a key to con-dom heaven, the judge would for sure throw the bookie at him and he prepared for the wurst prison possible. A year at the most, he said to himself as the word "life" sizzled into his penis sized brain. His heart raced. Beads of sweat...Bob: "A year in heaven is less than I deserved, butt thank you sir! I shall do my best to keep them al happy!" (www . youtu.be/-48OFresMkI)

by You rReal Name July 9, 2020

Con-Friends

Friends you have that you go to cons with, and/or meet up with at conventions.

I'm meeting my Con-Friends at the merch hall.

My Con-friends and I, are cosplaying characters from Tokyo Ghoul together.

by crowsonsamantha June 17, 2020