compass crew

One of the joke crews to come from the LockLegion and ClockCrew. The website is still up and running, but it has no members or admins to run the site. The compasses used compasses as faces insteat of clocks or locks.

The compass crew never was big, and StrawberryCompass was a fag.

by BeanThing March 29, 2005

Company Cleanup

having the feeling to clean up your room only when you have company in your house

Edgar: Whoa my room's a mess i should clean up

Ted: man you don't have to pull a company cleanup in the middle of a movie

by The Real Koryodang March 25, 2011

Compassion Bully

When someone uses a disability or illness as a way to pressure you into doing something nice for them. Taking advantage of someone by using their kindness and compassion to manipulate them.

That guy always begs the band to introduce them, gets backstage all the time because of his bad legs and then acts all hurt if they say no. What a Compassion Bully.

by Roadie Overthegate January 7, 2013

company dumpany

The act of taking a shit while on work or company time. One of the most satisfying things an employee can do while on shift. There is nothing like getting paid to take a shit.

My boss was pissed at me because I took a 25 minute company dumpany.

by beerman0531 November 6, 2015

compact dick

When all the mass on your dick focuses at one point and it becomes powerful

When I get hard I have a compact dick

by Dickface69420iluvdix1234 November 29, 2017

compass hickey

the hole left in paper or other material by the pointy bit of a compass after drawing a circle, or many with the same centre point. a general nuisance, feared by compass users worldwide. too small to remove, but too visible to ignore.

person a: i turned in my construction homework yesterday, but i got an f because of the compass hickeys left all over the paper.
person b: lmao that must suck anyways here's wonderwall

by milkii_tea August 5, 2021

acquisitional company

Noun, a fictious company presented by a person attempting to impress you with their false "entrepreurshit"

" I am not able to wait for my vehicle to be serviced..I am very busy, I own an acquisitional company."

by Steve Shelton May 6, 2008