clipston click

often called the CSK the clipston shed klick

"the CSK is here........."

by Tom Hayward and Steve November 25, 2004

clumsy fuckin drooler

A person that is so clumsy that they always knock their beer or other blongings over on a daily basis.

Dude you clumsy fuckin drooler. You knocked over your beer again. Go get a towel.

by jbizzler March 7, 2009

Cluster of Horribleness

A particularly poorly thought out plan or design.

How would you describe the urban sprawl encompassing the city? A cluster of horribleness.

by ridelugged January 1, 2010

cluster frigg

A multitude of things going horribly wrong in a short period of time within the same general activity -- mostly caused by stupidity.

Wow, that guy in the red truck really cluster frigged traffic this morning.

by brown g. November 21, 2010

Cluster Flocking

The process of geese have sex in a large group, diverged from "fucking".

Dude did you see those geese?
Yeah, they were cluster flocking!

by hammerjelly June 6, 2011

clusterbadger

Variant of clusterfuck: a military operation where multiple things have gone wrong.

Origin: fuck is replaced by badger on some messageboards. Users of such boards have assimilated the use of badger into their everyday speech giving rise to some amusing sentence constructions.

What the hell is going on here?
I have no idea. It's a right old clusterbadger.

by beastalina November 16, 2011

Clipstache

A mustache sported by a supervisor or some other person of medial authority with severe "importance issues". Usually a male with an aggressively trimmed mustache who is innately attached to his clipboard.

Employee1: "Did you see Carl today?"

Employee2: "Yes, his clipstache looks better than ever"

by stashmaster August 17, 2012