a girl who misleads others with her outside appearance of being a decent, sincere person but leads a secret life of banging every guy she can.
He thought she was the one, but it turns out she was a closet whore who had banged the whole basketball team. In one night.
by pregan October 17, 2005
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Julie trailed her fingers up Julie's arm and along her collarbone. Julie threw her head back and moaned. Then Julie looked right into Julie's blue green eyes, and stared hungrily at her clone. They locked lips, and fell to the floor, groping each other's perfect identical bodies. They were committing clonecest, and it was wonderful.
by narcissexual March 5, 2008
Get the clonecest mug.The term "walk-in closet" as used by asshats who are accustomed to taking most things at face value, and never question the consequences of having a free-roaming closet running loose in ones home.
The master bedroom of this delightful apartment has a closet so large you can walk into it. It is, indeed, a walking closet.
by HeiZahn April 21, 2008
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by Anonymous June 24, 2003
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by Christoph Von Grinheim April 6, 2008
Get the Closet Drama Kid mug.The act of eating corn on the cob whilst in a closet. People do this based on the common fear that eating corn on the cob in public is messing and embarrassing, especially when pieces of corn juice fly out of the corn and hit someone in the face. Therefore eating corn on the cob is best enjoyed when one is away from others, or in a closet.
"Man, I would eat this corn on the cob, but there are like all these hot chicks around. I might as well go closet cobbing!"
by the cobber o' closets August 23, 2009
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