Nicaraguan chinchilla

The act of dumping a large amount of cocaine on a very hairy mans ass hole and gooch, and having it snorted off by anybody who is willing.

"mate, she was fevered for some coke! she was so keen she went in for the Nicaraguan chinchilla ."

by Jenkinstein February 20, 2019

The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019

Winny ChinChin

The Man. The Myth. The Legend. Never make direct eye contact unless you want to boost your 10-count on a FITA Round.

See Oldie but a goldie

"Has Winny ChinChin made it back from Arizona cup yet?"
"Winny ChinChin, can you come watch my follow thru"

by quantine core April 8, 2019

Booty Clench Turkey Legs

A sudden clench in a turkeys buttocks down to it's legs. Often used as a joke for memes.

Why was the math book so sad?
Person: I don't know, why?
Booty Clench Turkey Legs
Person: What?

by Taida.uwu March 15, 2020

Anal Clencher

Something that really makes the anus clench. For example, something happens which is totally unexpected and shocking.

Coen: I was doing an obby in Roblox but fell near the end and had to restart from the beginning.

Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.

by Teej Maheej April 9, 2020

gut clencher

When you laugh so hard at a joke or video that you have to grab your stomach just to help you breath

Those Markipler videos are gut clenchers I'm not even kidding

by daddylion July 5, 2020

Colonial Clenching

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up

Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching

by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021