Ryan Clark

A big guy, probably 6’3, 6’4 ish. This guy is probably the biggest merchant around. He’s known for selling so many times that the guys over at Pawn Stars offered him and job. Biggest seller around nobody will refute that. He also goes by other names, such as Ry ry, the Clarkinator, Merchant, etc.

This guy is also a certified lover boy. A Ryan Clark is the type of dude to stay in Jacksonville for another night just because he’s a lover boy. Definitely wanna stay clear from this guy because he sells so much it’s not even funny. Cant rely on him for pro am, or most games to be honest, because he’s always gonna be like “I’m getting off” or “You aggravate me” after saying the slightest thing.

“Yo, I just met this guy his name is Ryan clark”
“Ryan Clark? Bro stay away from him, he sells all the time”

by Jdog3002 January 11, 2022

Gavin Clark

Gavin Clark is literally a pro golfer. Like he will literally beat you, with his clubs if you make him mad. HE is the most manly of man, and Tuana's swoon when he gets within three feet. Gavin can beat ANYONE in an armwrestling match, and can bench press 5000 tons. he is soo good at stumble guys

Tuana: *swoons*
Person 1: Wow. Gavin Clark must be near.

by duck boy 1,0000 May 13, 2022

Mason Clarke

A wonderful man with a mullet who always leaves you at the worst time, I will miss him, and so will everyone else, I love him and I want to make today the best last day for him today, I and everyone, on the behalf of me, will miss his tiny heart and his massive ability to dance, and be very hot, Mason Clarke, we all wish you a lovely fair well, to go up north and be with a bunch of crocodiles. We will miss you.

"Mason Clarke! Do the gritty"

by Khussh's Guardian angel May 25, 2022

Clarke

Aka Smarke. Blonde tall dude who doesnt buy people grape Mcflurries.

As clarke guy is a buy not buyer of grape mcflurries.

by yolo4258 December 14, 2021

Pulling an Amy Clark

Explaining things truthfully, honestly, but harshly.

That woman was pulling an Amy Clark during the debate.

by Civilian journalists March 12, 2022

David Clark

Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.

Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?

David Clark looks like a Jew?

by anonymous March 12, 2022

clark fork

A small town nestled in the asshole of Idaho. These crackheads all live together and with their cousins. Population: 500 not including goats. The chosen mode of transportation is Atvs and lawnmowers. This small town is sad.

Hey, do you live in Clark Fork?
Yes I do!
Get away from my children.

by undeadfox March 21, 2022