Mason Clarke

A wonderful man with a mullet who always leaves you at the worst time, I will miss him, and so will everyone else, I love him and I want to make today the best last day for him today, I and everyone, on the behalf of me, will miss his tiny heart and his massive ability to dance, and be very hot, Mason Clarke, we all wish you a lovely fair well, to go up north and be with a bunch of crocodiles. We will miss you.

"Mason Clarke! Do the gritty"

by Khussh's Guardian angel May 25, 2022

Clarke

Aka Smarke. Blonde tall dude who doesnt buy people grape Mcflurries.

As clarke guy is a buy not buyer of grape mcflurries.

by yolo4258 December 14, 2021

Pulling an Amy Clark

Explaining things truthfully, honestly, but harshly.

That woman was pulling an Amy Clark during the debate.

by Civilian journalists March 12, 2022

David Clark

Who is this David Clark guy? Is he a Jew? He liked one of my posts on Facebook. I didn’t even add anyone.

Do any of you UrbanDictionary Jews know him?

David Clark looks like a Jew?

by anonymous March 12, 2022

clark fork

A small town nestled in the asshole of Idaho. These crackheads all live together and with their cousins. Population: 500 not including goats. The chosen mode of transportation is Atvs and lawnmowers. This small town is sad.

Hey, do you live in Clark Fork?
Yes I do!
Get away from my children.

by undeadfox March 21, 2022

Clark Dent

A DarkSyde Phil supporter who chooses to make enemies lists, and emotionally defend his master. Makes countless of sock accounts to feel like he is the "savior" of a 40 year old man who wears a Pikachu hat to stream.

Do not waste your money, do not be a Clark Dent!

by Chief Dent January 24, 2022

Kenneth Clarke

Or 'Ken Clarke ' The combination of simultaneously taking Cocaine and Ketamine together, an alternative to the more commonly used term 'Calvin Klein'

Tom; " James looks fucked - what has he taken?"
Alex; " Haha yes, he's on the Kenneth Clarke."

by jasjas123 January 27, 2022