Chris Motionless (Chris Cerulli) is the vocalist for the metalcore band Motionless In White. He is also the sexiest man alive. Has many tattoos and 3 lip piercings and fabulous hair and amazing abs and just gorgeous overall. He is also one of the song writers for his band. Their lyrics are perfect and beautiful and I love all their songs. Chris' voice is one of the best I've ever heard and Motionless In White is definitely a life saving/changing band. I couldn't thank them enough for just existing.
by A Band Whore November 12, 2013
by Raventears December 28, 2017
Donald Trump's fuck boy. A sycophant reminiscent of villains' scheming-but-pathetic advisors in genre films.
"That dude thinks he is going to get his hands on some of the goods, but he is just a weak-ass toadie, ass-kisser, and a Chris Christie.
by The Explicator May 02, 2016
The most talented member of the Glee cast. He can dance. He can act his ass off. He has killer range.
One minute he was cute as a button, the next, he was supermegafoxyawesomehot. He should win any award he's nominated for because he's that good.
One minute he was cute as a button, the next, he was supermegafoxyawesomehot. He should win any award he's nominated for because he's that good.
Girl: Did you watch Glee last night?
Kurtsie: Oh my god! wasn't it awesome!? Chris Colfer looked damn fine! He had me in tears again!
Girl: I know dude!
Kurtsie: Oh my god! wasn't it awesome!? Chris Colfer looked damn fine! He had me in tears again!
Girl: I know dude!
by ProudKurtsie October 17, 2010
A fraud who laughs at haters, sincerely. Chris TDL was never in A Quiet Place Part 2 or John Wick 3 and is not a successful businessman at all. He calls himself the only business magnate in Canada but he's actually one of the only deeply delusional weirdos in Canada.
Jerry: Is Chris TDL rich?
Eddie: No, he's faking all of it. He doesn't have a job.
Jerry: Wow that's sad
Eddie: I know. He has so much time on his hands that he managed to flood the entire Internet with stories of his fake fame.
Cedric: Haha, 'e his lame!
Eddie: No, he's faking all of it. He doesn't have a job.
Jerry: Wow that's sad
Eddie: I know. He has so much time on his hands that he managed to flood the entire Internet with stories of his fake fame.
Cedric: Haha, 'e his lame!
by PenisTDL May 20, 2021
Is the act of falling straight into a table, usually a coffee table, completely destroying it. As seen in many Chris Farley sketches and movies such as the SNL Matt Foley skit and Tommy Boy.
Chuck was so trashed last night he Chris Farleyed right through the coffee table, and my mom is pissed.
by BranMan08070 January 22, 2010
by DontComplainBoi September 16, 2020