by brock0lee February 16, 2004
Get the shot the chocolate mug.Al notices Sara is tired, pale and a bit sweaty "You alright Sara?"
"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"
"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"
by Kaibosh December 20, 2013
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Used in cases where you've experienced wattpad fluff in real life.
Similar to 'Spilling the Tea', but not drama and gossip; it's not that juicy, instead it's used for cute moments you want to tell others about.
Similar to 'Spilling the Tea', but not drama and gossip; it's not that juicy, instead it's used for cute moments you want to tell others about.
by i_invented_pourthehotchocolate October 15, 2022
Get the Pour the Hot Chocolate mug.An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."
guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
by strangefetishes November 15, 2013
Get the punching a hole in the chocolate bar mug.This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams “order up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.
I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.
by Chillidogman August 26, 2021
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by avidcynic January 17, 2017
Get the chocalatito mug.The sexual act of defecating on a woman's forehead in the shape of a cross. Symbolizes baptism... But with shit.
Guy1: So what'd you do last night?
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.
Guy2: Well, after having a few Jagerdrivers we decided to try out the Chocolate Baptism. She seemed to like it.
Guy1: That's pretty sick, dude.
by Syn Gatton and Magic Fingers May 29, 2010
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