Caleb's Mom

A whale-like creature that can only understand mooing sounds. You will find a 18 year old boy still attached to Caleb's Mom's umbilical cord. You will also find a bible ten feet up her ass. This creature lives in Pennsylvania. Watch out!

"That bitch... She's such a Caleb's Mom"

by I'm Just A Drop In The Ocean March 5, 2015

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caleb

A guy who stinks like ass! also thinks he is cool and funny (when people are actually laughing at him, not with him!) he also is very clumsy and gumpy!

also see: Gump, AIDS, Nerd

A:" hey you wanna hear a joke?"
B:" sure"
A:" caleb is so gumpy, that he couldnt sneek up on hellen keller! and she's blind, deaf, and mute!"
B:" hahahaha!!!, yeah and she could probably smell him a mile away!!"

by Pandashout May 16, 2010

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CHALMBY

Abbreviation for Come Here And Let Me Blow You

When I'm horny at work I send my boss an email that has CHALMBY written in it somewhere so that he knows to call me into his office for a private head storming session where the issue gets licked.

by QuipLash December 11, 2006

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caleb garza

A name given to a very attractive, sweet, caring, and lovable guy with Sexy abs, strong biceps, Also has a great booty! Definitely an amazing piece of eye candy! Most likely an awesome kisser! Girls drool over him. One of the guys that would give anything up for his girlfriend. Makes the perfect boyfriend. Very protective of his mom and female friends. Probably friends with more girls than guys. Sensitive emotions. Bold hearted. More than likely plays football and likes basketball. He's very smart but not good in school. Enjoys going to the gym and hanging out with friends. If you get him never let him go.

Everyone loves Caleb Garza

by Ciddo*~*Ciddatrii April 28, 2014

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