captain vietnam

Fictional superhero that could beat captain America.

Who can beat captain America? Captain Vietnam

by Dickface_ud November 18, 2017

CaptainFactfucker

Similar to captain obvious

A self evident asshole who thinks they've proven something new only for it to have already existed

Tim:Hey guys

Sam:what

Tim:Did you know turtoise couldn't swim

Sam:Duh captainfactfucker

by 1-800-fuckoff December 2, 2017

Captain America'd

When you longbottom so hard you don't look like yourself pre-puberty, much like how Steve Rogers didn't look the same pre- and post- serum.

Damn! That's Jerry from high school? I didn't even recognize him! Puberty Captain America'd his ass

by orbitalUncertainty April 7, 2018

Captain Scott Has Left his Sleeping Bag

A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.

When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.

Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.

Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

Captain LongSack

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.

“Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”

by lil swervy March 30, 2019

captian queer

A fag boy that goes to ur school and wants to fuck the boys

Fuck jeffery he likes the boys he is a captian queer

by Gayfreys queer ass November 15, 2019

Captain Moore

Try to do something small and humble and end up doing something magnificent and amazing

"I'm going to do a little fundraiser"

"Let's hope it turns out to be a captain Moore"

by Boomy2394 April 17, 2020