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Canada's History

That process of being in the front row to the greatest show on earth. After they stopped using maple syrup as lube and quit shoving antlers in their beavers, they noticed the ballers below them in the United States, and have been watching ever since.
Damn, Canada's History used to be so hot and sticky, but at least our igloos aren't melting anymore.
by ColbertNation2010 February 4, 2010
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An unspeakable sex act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"Yeah man, we were getting wild last night and I gave her Canada's History!!"
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to have sex with a moose while covered with maple syrup and gravy while neil young plays in the backround. and the beaver watches
Hey lets do some of canada's history
by Dillsnufus February 5, 2010
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A grotesque method of killing small kittens.
The man was found guilty of animal abuse for committing Canada's History
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Canada's history is a sexual act involving two partners. The first partner bends over a table, and makes moose antlers with his hands. The other partner, equipped with a power drill, threads a squash onto the spinning head, and using maple syrup as lubrication, inserts it into the ass of the so-called "moose." After the anal stimulation, the "moose" defecates onto the face of the driller. The driller uses the feces to paint his face, and places two fecal matters above his ears to imitate a Kodiak Bear. When this is complete, the "moose" and the "kodiak" perform full pen. sex, using more maple syrup as lubrication, and when finished, clean off using the Canadian flag.
"Hey Joshin, you show me Canada's History later?"

"I don't know Pierre, I can't afford another flag.
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A sexual act involving two men coating their hard cocks in maple syrup and sucking each other off followed by one of the men being bent over the Stanley Cup and sodomized by a pair of antlers.
Canada's History is very difficult to do.
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a bukkake performed by a herd of moose.
i can't go to the winter Olympics because I'm afraid I might get caught in Canada's history.
by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010
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