Muff Cabbage

A person or a thing that is completely horrible in what it is doing.
YO Anton that rap is Muff Cabbage.
by Dr.OrangeCola March 3, 2011
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Muff Cabbage

"You got cabbage in yo muff, muff cabbage!" - Kyle in South Park
by V The Situation October 17, 2010
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Cabbage Patch Face

Extremely cute face..that is accompanied by a chill walk.
Dot...you have a cabbage patch face. Better get on that BC
by Pretty Ricky911 March 19, 2008
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Muff Cabbage

Muff: Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs.(urbandictionary.com)
Cabbage: Cash money Mo money (urbandictionary.com)

Muff Cabbage: Gross ass pussy that noone wants to go near nor touch. A standard muff cabbage resembles a half eaten cheesesteak,with both mushrooms and onions mmmm
Bill: That girls lookin sexy in the red
Mike: Who, that bitch? Naa stay away shes got muff cabbage like a vegas hooker.
Bill: Ahhh gross muff cabbage
by 570 house October 18, 2010
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Ya Baby On Cabbage

Person one: You're gay
Person two: So's ya dad on bacon scruts
Person one: So's ya baby on cabbage
Person two: :-(
by miss lily September 24, 2008
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Cabbage Patch Porn

When a hippo penis wrinkles up at your grandparent's house due to the enemas wrinkling going on there and you are being video taped by thee elderly people through a window
hey grandma are you up for some cabbage patch porn making tonight?
by CabbagePatchLover69 July 11, 2010
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