Burnt Hotdog

When you use heat on your dick using a curling iron and shove it in a girls mouth.

Yeah me and my girl wanted something to heat up the mood so we decided to try a burnt hotdog.

by MrDrakkar October 27, 2019

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Burnt potato

Me... hunter the fat gay burnt ass potato😁🥔

#1: hey have you seen that burnt potato guy hunter you can see him from probably 10 MILES AWAY

2#: NO WAY FOR REAL. EVERY ONE KNOWS THAT GUY!!!!

by Burntpotato June 19, 2018

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burnt my patch

why the fuck did you look this up? it’s obvious. But for the retards with only / brain cells, it means someone burnt an object that is in you possession that is a patch

“He burnt my patch!” “Dude, don’t laser him with an airsoft gun. Cal the cops instead.

by adumbasspotato8628 June 25, 2020

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burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

by FMBC25 December 23, 2024

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