1. the false belief that one has a nice bum
2. a belief which often causes one to flaunt their botton, when it in fact ought to be modestly covered
2. a belief which often causes one to flaunt their botton, when it in fact ought to be modestly covered
Sarah's sudden appearance at work in a pair of tights caught her co-workers off-guard, who were surprised that such a sensible woman had bum delusions.
by modesta March 30, 2011
Get the bum delusionsmug. A large number of people of the homeless persuasion gathering together in one place. They can usually be seen massing by bridges or wherever there are cardboard boxes to be found. Usually travelling in packs, when you see one member of this brigade you can usually find the rest. Markings include layers upon layers of winter coats, which aid in escape when confronted by predators by creating a mass of confusion, much like zebra stripes.
Some guy: Dude, I saw a trail of winter coats leading down to your block from the train! What the hell happened?
Some other guy: O that's nothing, the bum brigade was passing through. I think they migrated.
Some other guy: O that's nothing, the bum brigade was passing through. I think they migrated.
by kAte the great ! December 20, 2007
Get the bum brigademug. A slag term for a gay man who likes to put his cock up another mans anal passage. See wordass bandit/word or wordarse bandit/word Also see wordgay/word
by Dacarlo March 13, 2003
Get the bum banditmug. 'in due time.'
with origins dating back to the 1940's, 'bum-bai' is the one pidgin word that really has no obvious derivative.
with origins dating back to the 1940's, 'bum-bai' is the one pidgin word that really has no obvious derivative.
by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005
Get the bum-baimug. When a smoker or a compulsive cell phone user continually asks their friends to hold a drink in a bar so that they can participate in the aforementioned activity.
Bar Patron1: Hey, can I bum a hold? I need to light my cigarette.
Bar Patron2: I guess.
Two minutes later.
Bar Patron1: Can I bum a hold. I need to take this call.
Bar Patron2: Really?
Bar Patron2: I guess.
Two minutes later.
Bar Patron1: Can I bum a hold. I need to take this call.
Bar Patron2: Really?
by seadoochrissy September 11, 2009
Get the Bum a holdmug. Phrase originating from the verb 'to bum' (see sex up your arse) which comes from the english noun meaning bottom, and sex to do with such'.
A playful and hilarious threat between friends being silly. Refers to anal sex and oral sex without making any sense at all, anatomically or otherwise.
A playful and hilarious threat between friends being silly. Refers to anal sex and oral sex without making any sense at all, anatomically or otherwise.
by Guru Meditation Error January 7, 2004
Get the bummed in the gobmug. To attack someone or something by wildly charging them full force with no sort of tact or skill other than one's own momentum and possibly the backs and sides of their fists as they randomly flail them out of rage, but certainly consisting of no precisely swung blows.
by saggy sammy July 10, 2008
Get the bum rushmug.