Bruce

Soft spoken creep who often sneaks out hunting for ladies at night. His attempts almost always fail because of his gross aura. He has the flirtatious capacity of a snail and his words are pure slime that gently caresses and sickens his victims.

Oh no, there comes bruce...everyone run

by penguinsquizzle January 25, 2015

Bruce Factor

A measure of damage, luck and misfortune. The Bruce Factor may arrive at a party as soon as the first glass is broken where apon the rest of the evening will be a veritable chaos of broken mirrors, bad luck, stray corks, stolen lighters, badly pulled bongs resulting in a strange, guttoral choke and general pandemonium. The Bruce Factor will leave approximately one hour after you have evicted your Bruce (a drunken mess) to the great wide world...

"My god we have a lot of broken glasses!"
"Yes. I blame the Bruce Factor."

by Master Chief June 20, 2003

Bruce Lees

When the room is cooler than expected, and females in the office are wearing less than usual, the occasional Bruce Lee appears for the benefit of the males in the office..

why bruce lee?... hard nip !
defined for the lower IQ, nipples become erect in cold temperatures and tend to poke through flimsy tops

hhmm nice, we have Bruce lee in the office today

by satman May 13, 2004

Bruce Bochy

A coward demanding pitchers throw at hitters because they can't get them out

Shane Victorino was nailed in the back August 6th and had a benched clearing brawl as demanded by Bruce Bochy

by GIANTSSUCK August 6, 2011

bruce

According to Jalopnik: "'Bruce' is the new shorthand for Fine German Precision"

The shifter was endowed with so much Bruce it would be hard to imagine a more desirable gearbox.

by AndyDuncan June 8, 2007

Bruce

Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Bank Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at length and is an enthusiastic leader of the unit. Merv Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC

Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

Nurse: Bruce, should I give this patient Penicillin?
Bruce: No. All antibiotics are a useless waste of time....

by sweet as chocolate June 18, 2011

bruce campbell

Evil dead 1,2 and army of darcknees wrote a book chin to rule the world wat more is there 2 say

bruce campbell has a chin to rule the world

by biggame September 28, 2005