Crazy Bruce Lee

An insane, idiotic, delinquent Asian gentleman

David: why did you punch that random Asian dude on the street? Seemed out of hand
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

Bruce

A dude that likes to throw motherfuckers in the dryer

oh you wanna die? ITS OKAY BRUCE WILL JUST THROW YOU IN THE DRYER :)

by bonelesskidznbleach April 23, 2021

Bruceing

Bruceing is when an white male that is below average in physical appearance goes to an Asian country and wife’s someone way out of their league only because they are white. Asian girls be thirsting for white people as if they are a key to success.

Tim was bruceing in Japan. That’s why he has a hot wife.

by Shibatabread77 April 25, 2021

Bruceing

When a below average looking white male goes to an Asian country and wife’s an Asian women way out of their league only because they are white.

He went bruceing in the Philippines, that’s the only reason why he found a wife.

by Shibatabread77 April 25, 2021

Ashlyn Bruce

A morbidly obese man who cannot see his own feet

Ashlyn Bruce

by DB318 June 9, 2021

Bruced

When you get ditched by a friend and then they accuse you of it being your fault

Jane got Bruced when they went tot the Yankee game and he abandoned her in NYC with no way home. When she called him he said it was her fault that she didn’t meet him at the right place and that he was upset.

by Chicksonstickz August 30, 2024

Bruce

Bruce was everything to me, but I took it for granted. Seeing him everyday still, I’m seeing in real time what I took for granted. He looks angry with the world and since his hair is always in his face I can’t help but wonder what’s going through his head. All I can think about is how he hates me, and how I ruined everything for him. How I try not to look at him because what I’ll see isn’t the love he had for me once but that hate he shares with everyone else. The boy I loved isn’t mines anymore, nor looks at me like he did once, and how he’s turned to bad habits because I ruined the one thing he loved. And knowing that other people liked me but couldn’t go through with it because I will always regret no showing him what he deserved so he had to go look for it in places he never wanted to fall back too. All i wanted was love and I finally got it, and did nothing with it, because i was “nervous”, “scared”, and “wrong” for liking someone. He still means everything to me but I will never get the chance to tell him because he will never want me or to talk to me again. Crying doesn’t help no more because he deserves the world and I was too scary to give it to him and I don’t even know why because his words, smile, laugh and soft hands were all I needed in this world. Just don’t take him for granted like I did.

“ Bruce means the world in my language “

by my smile🙃 November 2, 2024