Brooklyn

Beautiful, sweet woman of superior intellect, who is also a nuclear weapon in bed. Now the definition of the perfect girlfriend.

"When we had thermonuclear sex I knew she wasn't just another Frazetta goddess, she was a Brooklyn"
A young woman you wish you'd married instead of your ex-wives. "I wish I'd scored a Brooklyn"

by alwr October 7, 2022

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Brooklyn

She is a mean cunt that likes to hit people fore no reason she also is not independent and she likes to spend money on worthless shit that doesn't matter and she's black which makes her even worse.

"Mom can i go to the store"?

"No you can not"
"fine fuck you bitch"

Brooklyn annoying

by weridguylol20223 June 20, 2023

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Brooklyn Cellphone

Yelling out the window as loud as possible to talk to your neighbors or family on the block

"Dad left the house without his cellphone"
"he just left, you should still be able to tell him with your Brooklyn Cellphone"

by The noisy wrist November 18, 2019

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Brooklyn Princess

A slutty Jewish princess from Brooklyn.

Bro-1: Yo, bro. Did you hit that Brooklyn Princess?
Bro-2: Yeah, that Jenny Slate is a real slut.

by CuntLover223 September 12, 2014

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Brooklyn

Is a true friend. She will always be there for you. She drools over boys and wants a relationship. she may act like a crazy person but she is not one. she will only have one true best friend named Sophie. She is beautiful and smart. Her type is a floofy blonde hair boy. she loves dogs.

Brooklyn will jump into a muddy puddle to show off for a floofy hair boy.

by Gernado March 22, 2022

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Brooklyn Salami

In the Oscar award winning adult film “donald trump and hillary clinton fucking bernie sanders and megan parody”, the term Brooklyn Salami is used by the actor playing Bernie Sanders just before going down on the actress playing Hillary Clinton. The term is in reference to his penis, as he’s rather facetiously saying that his penis is comparable in size to uncut Salami. As for the part about Brooklyn, it’s unclear to modern linguists, considering that Bernie Sanders was a politician in Vermont and never ran with the intention of passing favorable legislation for the city.

Bernie- “I’ll tell you what, you’re about to get hit with the Brooklyn Salami!”

by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew February 1, 2023

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