Vietnamese broom

when u rub a pussy so hard it goes bright red and starts to loose all existing hair

i gave alfies mum a fat vietnamese broom last night

by bigdickai July 1, 2019

Amish Broomstick

Getting pegged by a girl in a barn in Lancaster County, PA with hand powered tools.

"We were on our way to Shady Maple when she gave me the Amish Broomstick"

by Boathouse drinking November 30, 2019

Dumb broom

Means a dumb person. Usually used on female people, especially when a female lets a fuckboy fuck up their life.

Comes from Estonian phrase “loll luud”(which literally means “dumb broom”)

It’s a very soft and funny insult, can be used along friends.

“Kreeta, you let this fuckboy into your life again?”

“I know, I am such a dumb broom!”

by Dumb broom June 16, 2020

daddy broom

when your single parental figure (mom, dad, guardian, etc.) meets someone new and gets completely swept away (like what a broom does) by them to the point where you are invisible and irrelevant in a very short period of time and the only thing important to them is this new person. daddy brooms will blow their cash, give up their time, and overall just simp for this person that's not even that special. daddy brooms are what you wrap around your finger with

sister: " mom is such a daddy broom she's always with that guy!!"
sister 2: "yeah what a bitch

by mexicanita blancita July 12, 2020

Mr Broom

The Janitor that cleans the toilets in school

Oh Hey,it's Mr Broom the Janitor!

by ZhenQi January 9, 2021

Smooch Broom

A poor, uneven, sad, mustache. commonly used for cleanup in the smooch department.

Hey hudson! Shave that smooch broom. U perv

by ibartels May 23, 2021

Travis Broom

weirdo called travis who took travis' name as their own and are fake and an identity thief.

Ugh is that Travis Broom? The fake ugly disgusting wish version of travis the iconic girlboss????

by TikkiStyles July 30, 2021