Dick Boogers

The left over balls of semen left in the nut hairs after sloppy sex the night before.

Damn I should have showered after sex last night. My nut hairs are all stuck together because of these these dick boogers.

by RdaddydickJones May 11, 2022

Booger Baited

The act of giving a guy a blowjob and keeping his load in your mouth before putting your mouth on his nose, blowing the cum into him, and then sucking on his mouth until the snot and cum reach your mouth again.

Guy 1:"Why are you using so much nasal spray today?"
Guy 2:"This random ass girl I was with last night blew my load into my nose and sucked it out from my mouth!"
Guy 1:"Damn, she Booger Baited you?"

by Donny_Dorito September 3, 2023

Coochie Boogers

Little beach balls of choochie juice in your underwear that hardens over time into little balls.

"Yo dude look at all your Coochie Boogers theres hundreds of them"

by tommylovesballselohel November 2, 2021

Fooker Booger

Face Booker that gives too many unwarranted commments on your profile...and they won't go away-like a booger that you can't get off your finger!

That Fooker Booger comments on every damn thing I write!

by Princess of Hottingham May 7, 2009

Booger chan

A fat guy who smells like shit that enjoys using his booger as a lube to penetrate his own ass

Booger chan: hi sir

by Suck dick simulator 1999 November 24, 2021

booger-napkin

An extremely snotty, annoying, usually deliberately obnoxious person. This person goes above and beyond mere snotty-ness. Usually used when you really want to say "asshole" "dick" or "cunt" but can't.

My boss is a booger-napkin. He has long boring staff meeting every pay day.

My cat the original booger-napkin peed in my shoe.

Give me back the TV remote you booger-napkin!

You are a booger- napkin when you drink!

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014

Booger

A booger is a green or clear (sometimes red) substance that comes out of your nose hole. A booger is made up of dust that collects in your nose. I mean come on! If you where dust I’m sure you would hop it that big juicy nose hole! Anyways usually kids or adults (IF THERE REAL FREAKY) eat there boogers. Yes is gross but some people have a condition where they can’t stop picking that hole! Sometimes if there SUPER DUPER FREAKY they dig that nose hole as if there’s treasure! 🤢

Omg! Ew! He is eating his boogers!

by ShrekIsTheBest May 18, 2021