The teacher was a sock blocker when she stopped two middle school students from fighting each other at the local park.
by awesomeword_person April 17, 2010
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Get the wedgie bloomers mug.One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.
What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!
by F_loot April 14, 2011
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Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.
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My queue blocker mom wants me to wait to watch the new Harry Potter DVD with her, but she's too busy dressing her dog in stupid outfits to ever sit down and watch it.
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Bartender: The first person to successfully complete the O'blookey challenge gets free drinks for the rest of the night!
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