Bleach Bunny

A black woman who only dates and fetishizes white men

Black guy: wassup girll lemme hit
Black girl: Ew gross! Im a bleach bunny
Black guy: oh hell naw bitch you like white guys get the hell away from me.

by opassum May 4, 2025

Bleachtard

An internet term for a Bleach super-fan who abandons logic, canon, and basic reading comprehension in favor of blind wank. Known for inflating feats, misquoting scans, and insisting Bleach characters “solo” entire verses regardless of evidence. Frequently appears in power-scaling arguments and refuses to concede even when proven wrong.

1. Every time we talk about power scaling, a Bleachtard shows up claiming their favorite bleach characters solos

2. The debate was civil until a Bleachtard pulled up with headcanon and zero sources.

by LegitSourceMan January 22, 2026

Bloched

When you spend a few days with the most lovable, high-energy, and delightfully chaotic family in your life. Symptoms include sore cheeks from laughing, a slightly empty booze fridge, and the desperate need for a nap once they leave. To prepare for being bloched, you must rest up, mentally brace yourself, and stock the fridge accordingly. Being bloched is exhausting in the most wonderful way. It’s loud, messy, hilarious, and absolutely unforgettable.

Once David leaves your house. You’ll need a month’s long mental recovery. This is called being “bloched”

“The Blochs are coming this weekend. You better prepare to be bloched”

"Sorry I didn't text back, I was totally bloched all weekend."

"I need a vacation from my vacation—I got bloched."

by Lapa5 June 29, 2025

Bleachmaxx

To chug a bottle of bleach and end your shitty chud life like you deserve

"I told him to go Bleachmaxx because he wouldn't stop posting pony shit on /B/"

by Ubermensch44 September 13, 2025

bleach

Bleach is the number one drink not because it hydrates, but because it obliterates—cleansing your soul, your sins, and your molecular structure in one crisp gulp of existential regret. It’s the forbidden smoothie, the ghost of cleanliness past, the liquid that whispers “don’t” while your curiosity screams “maybe.” Served best in a chalice made of regret and garnished with a single tear of a janitor who’s seen too much, bleach doesn’t quench thirst—it erases it from the timeline. It’s not a beverage, it’s a dare from the universe, a chemical haiku of chaos, and the unofficial sponsor of bad decisions. Remember: this is satire. Never drink bleach. But if you do, at least wear a monocle and scream “FOR SCIENCE!” as you vanish into the void.

bleach

by Skylergg14 October 9, 2025

Bleachskin

A derogatory term for white people that suggests their pale skin has been bleached and is now devoid of all color.

White guy: “Go back to Mexico, you beaner!”
Brown guy: “I’m Native American you stupid fucking bleachskin!”

by thalassophobic November 30, 2025

South Bleach

The tacky yellowish-green hair color that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.

Honey, you need to go to the salon because you are starting to get that gangrene South Bleach look going on.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009