licking the brownie batter

An alternative phrase to "tossing salad"

When my friend and I were discussing why licking ass is called " tossing salad" she exclaimed "Why don't they just call it licking the brownie batter!?"

by missg77 May 2, 2009

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

i have nothing else better to do

-sitting on your ass
-crackin so many jokes about someone that you have to stop talk about that person every other week.
-randomly making up definitions to better this web site
-bored out of your mind

Geo-"What are doing right now?"
JBZ-"Putting crazy words and phrases on this cool website."
Geo-"Why would yo do something like that?"
JBZ-"Because I have nothing else better to do."

Tony-"Why are vandalizing J-no's property?"
Geo & JBZ-"We have nothing else better to do.

by JG January 4, 2005

Bette

A chick; a woman; an otherwise non-descriptive female human being, usually in her 20s or 30s, often seen with two or more other women her age (described collectively as a "herd of bettes").

Usually used as a affirmative or positive colloquialism for an attractive woman or group of attractive women.

"Dude! Check out that bette over there! She's the bomb!"

"Whoa! Do you see that blonde number in that herd of bettes coming this way? I'd love to flush n fizz her tonight!"

"Holy shit!! Not again!! Who do these bettes think they are?!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010

nothing better to do

Being sick to death of something, but still enjoying it anyway.

I was watching TV for hours, because I had nothing better to do.

by SomeoneNew February 27, 2017

Better Business Bureau

An abstraction, or a layer of complexity, formulated by businesses, by which to channel the angst of their customers into endless bureaucratic processes with no other purpose than to make the aggrieved customers go away.

Filing a complaint with the better business bureau sure was a waste of time.

by Mario R. Sanchez September 11, 2008

Battery Exhaustion

Using the batteries from all the handheld electronic appliances in your house to power the device of your choice until you inevitable run out of batteries entirely. Battery exhaustion can be eliminated by investing in rechargeable batteries.

My game boy, TV remote, VCR remote, and personal grooming kit had all been rooted through for AAs. But it was over. I had reached true battery exhaustion. I would play no more Xbox 360 that day.

by 720mgSTEEEVE December 1, 2009