The Russian Bidet

The act of Taking a shot of vodka and spewing it up a willing participant’s anus. Enabling the willing participant to become anally intoxicated.

Man, this chick I met last night was so freaky, she got me to give her “The Russian Bidet”.

The Russian Bidet by Absolute_Toaster April 18, 2023

Poor Man’s bidet 

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.

Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!

Poor Man’s bidet by poopprodigies May 22, 2023

The Simone Biles Trick

You rub your hands together with chalk and then do a triple layer flip while your man is sitting in a chair and you flip as high as you can then sit on his face.

“I did the Simone Biles Trick on my boyfriend and we’ve done it every night since!”

The Simone Biles Trick by Red_Velvet99 November 11, 2025

Human Piss Bidet

Someone straddles a person sitting on a toilet. The person on top takes a poop between the legs of the person on bottom. The person on bottom then urinates on the top person's butt hole to clean them.

Hey Owen can you come and be my human piss bidet? - Wade

Human Piss Bidet by Raildog69420 July 2, 2026

Feaux-Woah-oh bidet

When you're ruling the kingdom of the porcelain peasants and the unruly s.o.b.s launch and land a well timed, perfect counterstrike upon the Royal Starfish ..

Sorry I screamed and woke everyone up last night, as soon as my stink bomb left the turd cutter I was caught off guard by the bidet...

Whoa.... oh!!. We don't have a bidet...

Not the Feaux-Woah-oh bidet!!!!

Feaux-Woah-oh bidet by xXShadowNantoXx July 5, 2026

Billietier, billiUetier, AND Billetier 

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Billietier, billiUetier, AND Billetier

Billietier, billiUetier, AND Billetier by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025