Discreet Beat

Masturbating while someone else is in the room without them knowing you are doing so.

My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.

I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.

by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011

Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

Bologna Beating

It's pretty obvious.

Man: Bologna Beating is the best!
Man 2: Don't talk about that around the children.

by Capertittle November 10, 2017

rough beat

something incredibly unfortunate

"did barb fail you on that quiz?! rough beat, man."

by "hoss" October 30, 2008

britanny beat

Beating somebody up using brass knuckles (there's really no significance with Britanny, it just sounds dope)

This dude kept talkin on my name so I Britanny beat him up

by KChoppawitdasauce May 21, 2018

Yeet it or beat it

A term used to tell someone to either do something, or not do it at all.

You want to talk to that girl? Then Yeet it or beat it man!

by mrmusicguy206 January 28, 2021

Beat it and delete it

When you beat a game and then delete it.
Typically for when a game has 0 deployability.

Hey I just beat the last of us, its such a beat it and delete it game

by NoodleNoseWasTaken October 1, 2020