The act of shaving ones pubic area and saving it to be thrown on the face of someone pleasuring them. The shaver shoots the face of the pleasurer with his "fluids", then throws the pubic clippings onto thier face. Thus...Abraham Lincoln's Beard.
Friend 1: "Hey, check out this photo" (retrieves cellular phone/camera from pocket to show picture of disgruntled, now x-girlfriend, post Abraham Lincoln's Beard).
Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
Friend 2: "Wow...I didn't know Abraham Lincoln had blonde hair."
by M_E_A_T September 10, 2008
Get the Abraham Lincoln's Beard mug.When you invoke Odin's Beard you shout "I invoke Odin's Beard!" out of sheer frustration at a situation you can do little to nothing to solve. You then refuse to shave until said situation is resolved. The longer the problem is unsolved, the longer your beard gets. In some cases you end up not shaving for months, even years, thereby growing a beard rivalling mighty Odin
Often used to simply make girlfriends or wives do what you want, lest they suffer the bristly wrath of your unshaven face.
Odin's Beard can also be used by females, either as a satirical jibe about their lack of facial hair, or in referance to pubic hair (once again, to annoy their significant other in order to manipulate them)
Odin is well known for his spectacular beard, providing a stiff competition for his son's beard, who was Thor
Often used to simply make girlfriends or wives do what you want, lest they suffer the bristly wrath of your unshaven face.
Odin's Beard can also be used by females, either as a satirical jibe about their lack of facial hair, or in referance to pubic hair (once again, to annoy their significant other in order to manipulate them)
Odin is well known for his spectacular beard, providing a stiff competition for his son's beard, who was Thor
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by Meg September 12, 2003
Get the Weird Beard mug.A little-known form of music originating in the 1990's as a throwback acknowledgement to the early folk rockers, (i.e. Bob Dylan, Crosby Stills & Nash, etc. ). This style of music often falls under the label Indie or Folk or Indiefolk, and is very prevalent in the Pacific Northwest. Signed artists mostly belong to Sub Pop Records, a label from Seattle, Washington. Songs are laden with references to nature and personal philosophy of all aspects. The difference from regular indie/folk music is that each group tends to sport facial hair, styles including but not limited to: the chin curtain, Grizzly Adams, mutton/lambchops, or any other generally considered "unkempt" look. These artists emphasize the importance of the environment, overall camaraderie and independent thinking, making Henry David Thoreau look like a demigod. Examples of bands are: Fleet Foxes, Midlake, The Decemberists, Band of Horses, Mojave 3 and many more. One thing is for sure though, the beard is key to defining Beard Rock.
Fleet Foxes singing 'round a campfire in the woods: Pallid animals in the snow tipped pines, I find
Hatching from the seed of your thin mind, all night?
Astounded observer: Their music is thoughtful and catchy, and their beards rival that of Plato!
Other observer: Gotta love that Beard Rock.
Hatching from the seed of your thin mind, all night?
Astounded observer: Their music is thoughtful and catchy, and their beards rival that of Plato!
Other observer: Gotta love that Beard Rock.
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by Al Sharpton's chapped asshole March 14, 2003
Get the bearded taco mug.Calm down. Chill. Something you would say to someone who is stressin'. The slang originated from the "I'm the Juggarnaut bitch" internet cartoon.
by DIABOLIC4L August 11, 2006
Get the Comb Yo Beard mug.i just hit charles while he was riding his bike, fuck me in the beard!
i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!
i just won the lotto fuck me in the beard!
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