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homeless beaches

A group of the most amazing, trendy, coolest, funniest, and sweetest girls you'll ever meet! They meet up every Friday to have a "homeless Friday" and ride around the country club in the most wack clothes.
Last night I woke up to a loud noise, I think it might've been the homeless beaches riding around!
by carablanna April 24, 2020
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beached gator

A straight turd that is so long, it emerges from the toilet bowl water to have it's "head" poking out of the water and resting above the water line.
I ate a big steak last night and today left a beached gator in the toilet...whew, that sucker was huge!
by DKWSea June 27, 2012
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Beach Heater

Cigarettes smoked while occupying the beach or surrounding beach area
Let’s go chill at the beach and smoke some beach heaters with the boys!
by Roy Rogers McFreelyy August 8, 2021
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Beach dick

A state of partial erection about midway between limp and ragingly hard, suitable for an appearance at a nude beach.

A proper state of “beach dick” is hard enough that you don’t look like you have a tiny penis in public, while also soft enough not to cause alarm and make anyone uncomfortable by looking like a creep with a raging boner from staring at naked people. Especially helpful for those “grower not a shower” wangs.
I had no idea this was going to be a nude beach!! Give me a minute, I need to focus. If I’m getting naked in public I’ll have to get to just the right level of beach dick, not too hard, not too soft!
by Chocolate bardonkey October 3, 2021
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beach poptry

Beach Poptry is blend of beach and summer music that spans serveral genres and decades. It was developed into a radio format by Florida broadcaster Cliff Edwards.
Dude, check out the Beach Poptry on Beach Radio in Florida.
by Mofiggie August 20, 2023
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Beached Whale

Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale
Boy: You know what time it is

Girl: * lays on floor*, "ITS BEACHED WHALE TIME"
by NzCoCoPoPs June 18, 2021
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glass beach

a cool indie rock group that have nice songs such as classic J dies and goes to hell part 1,yoshi's island, and cold weather
by pakodecruz July 2, 2023
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