I’m batman

Someone who can’t sleep at night because of mental struggles, heartbreak or grief.

“I’m batman” (I need to fight the voices in my head)

by brm006 September 4, 2023

Batman

Possibly one of the best superheroes of all time

Jimbob: YO BRO U SEE THAT NEW BATMAN GAME THAT CAME OUT?
Waymandostown: WHAT! WHAT'S IT CALLED?
Jimbob: ARKHAM CITY PAL!
Waymandostown: I NEED IT

by Guy Who Tells Stuff And Such September 7, 2023

Batman

Uses fear to achieve the outcomes he desires. His methodology is violence and/or cyber-crime. Verges on the cruel and (therefore) could be considered to be tyrannical (According to the blue beetle guy).

Hym "Yeah. The disgraced charlatan Dr. Jordan B. Peterson is a 'bigger man' than BATMAN! OK! I'm sure that's the actual case and meaning sloganeering posited by a disgrace and a charlatan. Ok. Let's apply that logic elsewhere...."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

Batman

1) The most bad ass super hero of all — because he doesn’t need super powers; The code name used by Bruce Wayne; 2) A nickname for a really bad ass person; 3)A nickname for someone who is known to be a HUGE Batman fan

1) Batman can defeat any super hero or villain, because he knows how to find weaknesses.
2) That dude knocked out 4 guys by himself — a real life Batman.
3) What’s up Batman?

by SiL3Nt J September 15, 2023

Batmanned

when a kid in a Batman suit carries you upstairs unconscious

That girl got Batmanned last night when everyone fell asleep.

by TMO11 January 10, 2020

BATMAN

The best goddamn superhero to ever live also known as god because he’s motherfucking Batman

Batman that’s it you idiotic

by The goddamn mother fucking Bat February 15, 2020

Batmanning

A two gay, two irl sex position. The girls both use the same double-ended dildo while each one blows one of the guys. Everyone is getting pleased. Called batmanning because I’m action, it somewhat looks like Batman’s insignia

Jill and I got together with Joe and Jane. We were batmanning all night long.

by Madmaximus February 16, 2020