Bald Daddy

A special type of bald person who has a special type of baldness in which they exhibit a sexy aroma to those around them
Did you see Ben Rogers today he is definitely a bald daddy.
by EthanRogersIsBalding July 11, 2021
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When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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Bald Randy

A living menace, he used to traumatize every kids in the late 2009
Bald Randy is a living concussion machine with his punt kick
by QuandaleDinglefan June 11, 2022
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Bald

Having no hair on your head
Zak is bald as shit
by Bosleys November 17, 2019
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bald soniasm

bald soniasm, we praise bald sonia 🥺🥺 ALL PRAISE BALD SONIA YOU HORNY BITCHES!🛐🛐
Girl1: My religion is bald soniasm. Girl2 Whats that? Girl1 WE PRAISE BALD SONIA BITCH
by danganronpa lover December 5, 2020
mugGet the bald soniasmmug.

disco bald

when a light reflects off of a bald man's head and illuminates the room
the room was instantly lit up when the sun shined through the window onto his head because he was disco bald
by pseudowoodoRoute36 February 18, 2017
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