Bald-Goldilocks

A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.

"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"

by WASSUP Y'ALL June 1, 2018

Bald

A person who lacks common sense.

"Dude youre malding."
"What does that mean?"
"Where is that?"
"Bald."

by AldingGOD August 15, 2022

Bald Orloff

When you shave each other’s nuts and then, using the shaving lotion as lubricant, you slide your balls into each other’s asshole. This typically works best with two older men.

Hey Brian. Let’s go the the bathroom and slide into a bald Orloff

by Carlos Carlos August 26, 2022

Bald Eagle

A bald man, who is better looking than most

‘That bald eagle is fucking unreal’

by anonymous September 12, 2022

bald

something i tell my friend who has 0 hair growing onto his hair

hey antwan

antwan: what

you have 0 hair growing on your head your bald

antwan: ...

by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

Nico the Bald Dog

A really tiny dog who is losing his hair, he has a lot of anger about it. Never pet a nico when he is sleeping

“Wow nico the bald dog is the worst , even Mr Nubs is better and he barely has a tail”

by wowowowdefinitions May 5, 2022

bald people

people who have no hair on their heads and have very shiny heads, I have never seen a bald person in real life. They do not exist. There is only in movies like Walter White

I have no hair, i’m getting bald

(bald people don’t have hair)
Walter White is bald

by skadiiii May 7, 2022