kosher bacon

Used to call out a fake statement.

Fool: Man, my new car can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. And I won it in a drawing at the local grocery store. I also killed a cop and got away with it.

Me: Yeah, I'll bet you got some kosher bacon too.

by Rabbi-me August 28, 2008

Cut the Bacon

To unleash a random explosion of projectile diarrhea in your pants.

Anyone can cut the cheese in the company of females, but it takes a special kind of individual to cut the bacon.

by ronathanasaurus July 7, 2010

bacon hair

A female noob, a.k.a. n00b who wears hair that looks like bacon on habbo hotel (habbo). Many HC (Habbo Club) members make fun of these bacon hairs or bacon n00bs.

Habbo Hotel Chat Room Conversation
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Bacon Hair: oMG phr33 f00rni pl0x!11!11eleven!ong!one!111
Habbo Club: Um, no.
Bacon Hair: OmfG y00 r s00 meen1!!! i rep0ting you111
Habbo Club: Go ahead. -kicks out of chatroom-
Bacon Hair: -rejoins chat room- 0nG!!! y00 are s00 m333n m33 g3ttting my v1rtual 0nline ch4t b0yfri3nd to b33t you up!

by Psudonym1212 June 21, 2009

Canadian Bacon

Sex with a Canadian girl.

You get that canadian bacon?
Yeah boy, we did it last night

by J. Polinsky October 19, 2010

Fakin' Bacon

"Fakin' Bacon" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. Fakin' Bacon is when you conceal you stalk under a truffle cap and flirt with foraging swine.

Mama: "Cletus, where you been that you's all buggered up 'n' dirty?"

Cletus: "I done been Fakin' Bacon agin Mama!"

by boat butter January 15, 2009

smooth bacon

an expression of joy or amazement

I won the lottery! SMOOTH BACON!

by Bob McJones May 16, 2006

Bacon Bonification

A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.

Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"

Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"

by sexinatorationaryineous June 10, 2011